nonsense

“I found the baby’s hat! I was so worried!”

“I want a housewarming present to keep me warm and cozy.”

“I can get a present at the store…that’s a deal?”
-Drew trying to bribe me!

“Puz I’m a silly man.”
-Drew’s rationale for why he didn’t sleep during naptime

“When I was a baby, there was no brother to give me a kiss.”

“It smells like coffee in here!”
-Every toddler knows the smell of coffee

“Mr. Sun doesn’t have a willy! He’s a girl.”